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No More Peanuts and Crackerjack

baseballpeanutsYou can still take yourself out to the ballgame, but anything with peanuts is now off the menu—at least in Dunkin' Donuts Park in Hartford, Connecticut. In a move some would call proactive precaution while others would label it protectiveness pushed too far, the park, home of Colorado Rockies AA team the Yard Goats, has banned all peanut products in a move to safeguard the health of people who, for literal fear of dying, have never set foot in a ballpark.

Peanut allergies are no laughing matter: just a little peanut dust, a small fragment of peanut, or a dab of peanut butter can cause an allergic individual to go into severe anaphylactic shock. The sufferer's own immune system attacks them, inflaming airways and closing them off in a matter of minutes, threatening suffocation. It's especially bad in young children, and while one can take precautions, a single Epipen—or even several—may not be enough to reverse the effect. It often takes hospitalization to save someone with an out-of-control peanut allergy reaction.

While I'm a big fan of peanuts and peanut butter, I understand the concern. Generally, allergy suffers are safe from most peanut products nearby (even in the next seat), as long as they don't ingest some of it—but dust from peanut shells can drift significant distances in an outdoor arena. That dust can be deadly.

For years, manufacturers have been required to create non-perishable food labels and freezer stickers warning consumers that products either contain peanuts, or were processed in a facility that also processed peanuts or tree nuts. While freezer labels rarely need the warning, it's common for baked goods, candies, and the like. 

While some minor and major league stadiums have peanut-free sections or peanut-free games (with thorough cleanings in between), Dunkin' Donuts Park is the first to outright ban peanut products. Some people think that going overboard, since the frequency of people with peanut allergies is somewhere about 1 in 100. But that works out to at least three million people in the U.S. alone —and the ban seems much more justifiable when it allows children to enjoy the great American pastime without risking their lives. 

Your Impossible Mission, Should You Choose to Accept It

burger freezer labelsJust when we were getting used to the idea of lab-grown meat that doesn't involve animal slaughter, someone comes up with completely vegetarian "hamburger meat" that looks, smells, and tastes just like the real thing, and includes all its protein, fat, and nutrients. What's a vegetarian who still craves the occasional slab of meat to do?

Impossible Burgers, manufactured by a company called Impossible Foods, use something called "heme" to mimic real meat's characteristics. It's the same natural compound that gives meat its flavor and smell as it cooks, though their heme is completely plant-based. It comes something called "leghemoglobin" found in soybean plant roots. If this all sounds familiar, it's because you may have heard of hemoglobin, a molecule in red blood cells. Hemoglobin latches onto oxygen and carries it to all the cells of your body, to help burn glucose, your body's primary fuel.

Looks like it may be time for us to start developing some kind of veggie label-meat label hybrid for frozen Impossibles before they hit the general market (our freezer labels are the best, after all). Of course, that may depend on how the FDA and other government agencies label the Impossible products themselves.

Impossible Burgers have been hailed as a safe alternative for vegans and vegetarians craving meat, and that's probably how it will be marketed. But PETA has already denounced Impossible Foods for their animal testing while developing the burgers. So while there may be no animal products involved, animal suffering occurred during the development, which would place it in the "non-edible" category for vegans. Some vegetarians, however, may be willing to try it. There really is no meat in these burgers.

Burger King is currently test marketing Impossible Whoppers in dozens of its St. Louis, MO outlets. The response has been positive among both meat-eaters and vegetarians who have tasted the Impossible Whopper, with most claiming they can't tell any difference at all between it and the meat version. So the good news is, it tastes great—it really does taste like real meat! That bodes well for home sales of Impossible products, as long as they're provided with durable freezer labels that make it clear that while they look, taste, and smell like meat, they're not.

Burger King has admitted that they use the same food production line for meat and Impossible Whoppers, so some contact with products containing meat will be inevitable. That contact may be minimal, but it's sure to turn off the few vegans who don't follow PETA's lead and who've been hoping for a good vegan fast-food burger. Some vegetarians may also be turned off, but given the minimal contact with real meat, most will probably be OK with it. We're eager to see how the testing turns out. 

As long as it's labeled properly, we suspect the Impossible Burger will be a hit at vegetarian restaurants, or other restaurants willing to use a separate processing/cooking line for vegetarian/vegan products. So we're ready when they and their inevitable competitors come calling, looking for great labels for their new products!

Sneaky Vodka

freezer labelsOf all the hard liquors on the planet, the one variety that needs freezer labels the most happens to be made of one of the world's favorite vegetables—potatoes. While the Irish used 'em for jack o' lanterns and Americans eventually used them to invent potato chips and the Belgians the misnamed French fry, clever Russians figured out that even potatoes could be fermented and distilled into a new type of white lightning.

But we digress. Back to labels! Why are freezer labels ideal for vodka, you ask? Because many people put their vodka in their freezers, with all that moisture and rough ice, to make it more viscous and concentrated. This helps improve the flavor. But it takes much lower temperatures to make it freeze, so forget pure vodkasicles unless you happen to have some liquid nitrogen lying around.

By the way, did you hear the one about the Korean dictator who tried to sneak 90,000 bottles of vodka into his country under an airplane by way of China, but got caught? The punchline is that it really happened in March 2019. Kim Jong Un, despite a ban on sales of such things to North Korea, has brought in $4 billion worth of foreign luxuries since taking power in 2011. Either his own country is too poor to produce luxuries, or else he isn't very patriotic. (But that's just us being catty.)

The goodies he failed to import this time were Stolbovaya 200 mm hip-flask type bottles with, let's face it, some of the least-inspiring beverage labels we've seen in a while. They may as well have just painted the name on the bottles. (That was a well-informed professional opinion.) We may have to call Stolbovaya and offer them our services, especially if they keep selling booze on the DL to picky heads of state.

The smuggled shipment was detected due to some regrettable paperwork irregularities, a surprisingly mundane cause that had stopped in Rotterdam for inspection. Imagine the surprise of the Dutch when a routine look revealed about half a shipping container full of liquor boxes: 3,000, to be precise, each packed with 30 bottles of vodka. Since the bottles were the 200 mil kind, that comes to about 18,000 liters of vodka in rest-o-the-world units, or almost exactly 4,755 gallons in the USA. One imagines that might fill a fairly sizable above-ground pool, or at least serve as the basis of the world's largest Jell-O shot. Just be sure to freezer label it first, Kim!

Who knows what the Dutch did with it, but while they weren't 100 percent certain it was going to Kim Jong Un—they were able to cite only 90 percent certainty—now they're 100 percent certain he's not getting it!

The Most Wonderful Time of the Year… in Iceland

iceland beerHere at Etiquette Systems, we love making beverage labels of all kinds, including the kinds for beverages containing alcohol. While we rarely get to make labels for exotics like seahorse tonic or deer penis wine (and yes, both do exist), we do make labels for more popular drinks, from vodka to whiskey—including quality freezer labels for those who like to freeze their liquor. We're especially fond of beer bottle labels, because who wouldn't be? We North Americans do love our beers, and in recent decades, craft brews and new brewery endeavors have increased the population of home-grown beer varieties dozens-fold.

Although Icelanders are amateurs compared to U.S. imbibers, who drank an average of 28 gallons of beer per capita (!) in 2018, the hardy people of Iceland put away 2.4 gallons of beer per capita to fortify themselves against the tough environment. Plus, they value their beer enough to celebrate a holiday called National Beer Day: Bjórdagurinn. This fine observance marks the day in 1989 (yes, only 30 years ago) when Iceland's Prohibition against beer—instituted in 1915 in a fit of temperance—finally ended. Many nations (including the U.S.) also underwent Prohibition at that time, but most came to their senses in only a few years. Elsewhere, beer—which has a relatively low alcohol content—was usually legalized first.

Can you imagine beer being illegal for almost 75 years? The very idea is outrageous!

Bjórdagurinn falls on March 1, the day the Prohibition on true beer was finally lifted in Iceland. On that day in 1989, the country celebrated in nationally televised beerfests that continued right up until 4 AM. We have to imagine that in the days leading up to the legalization, beer label makers were just as giddy as the celebrants.

Now, beer wasn't completely illegal during Prohibition, so those who made beer bottle labels weren't completely penniless. Near-beer of less than 2.25% alcohol (about half-normal) had been legal for some time, as hadbjórlíki ("beerlike"), near-beer fortified with spirits to bring it above 5% alcohol. The wine prohibition had fallen in 1921, when Spain refused to trade for Iceland's chief export, salted cod, if Icelanders didn't trade for their wines. 

As logic intervened, spirits also became legal to drink… since people were already importing them in mass quantities for other legal reasons anyway, like for cleaning paint brushes (believe it or not). But the nation's teetotalers, at an unusually high 14% or so, kept real beer off the menu for decades, as they believed it was the chief cause of depravity in the country.

Of course, people taught themselves to brew their own, though they focused on spirits, and you could be prescribed alcohol for some medical ailments. And there was always the duty-free shop at the international airports, especially in Reykjavik, where beer brewed in Iceland but not for Icelanders could be bought by the case.

Also, in a cold country like Iceland, where it freezes most nights except in high summer, fractional freezing or "jacking" is easily possible. You just leave your beer outdoors in sealed, accessible containers, and skim off the ice crystals in the morning. Water freezes more easily than alcohol. Basically, you're just removing the extra water the near-beer maker diluted the beer with anyway. The result? Real beer! You'll need some good freezer labels to help keep things straight, though.

All that's mostly in the past, but don't expect to find real beer in Icelandic supermarkets as you can in most Western countries. There's near-beer there, but that's it. That and the high percentage of teetotalers in the population may explain why we outdrink them, beerwise, by 10-to-1. To get a real beer—and Iceland now has plenty of great brews—residents have to go to a Vínbúðin, a state-run liquor store. This concept may seem a little odd, but it's not unheard of even in the U.S. In Alabama, for example, the state runs the liquor stores.

Meanwhile, we'll be happy to make beer labels for anyone, including Alabama and Iceland. Just contact us for a quote, and we'll see what we can do!

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